Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Liberal Indian goes to watch Dilwale to set example in tolerance, faints before the interval

Gulabjee Thakur, a self proclaimed liberal and an enthusiastic collector of mufflers, yesterday went to watch the evening show of Dilwale at Orion Mall in Bangalore but landed in the hospital in the same complex after complaining of extreme dizziness before collapsing an hour into the movie.
Turning nostalgic Gulab told our correspondent, ‘The last SRK movie I watched was on a school trip to Rajmandir in Jaipur. It was the same Karan Johar movie in which, refreshingly, the girl got friendzoned – absolutely loved that, not the movie. It left such a lasting impression on me, I mean I promised myself this was the last SRK movie I watched.’
Asked what made him change his mind, he turned hysterical, ‘When I listened to SRK talk of growing intolerance it struck an emotional chord. It was like he was talking to me and I felt guilty of turning intolerant to his movies over the years. And the propaganda by the Bhakts to boycott his movies only added fuel to fire. I chose the Gandhian way of protesting against this growing intolerance by setting an example in tolerance.’
Recalling how he trained himself for the big day, Gulab added – ‘I knew it was no mean task to watch an entire SRK movie at one stretch. So I started with 5 minute modules and gradually built up to 2 hours. In the end I thought I was well prepared. Even my boss was impressed when I spread my arms on being asked why I was leaving early today.’

Then what went wrong? ‘I was expecting the same plot as the last SRK movie I watched. But who is this Rohit Shetty guy? And what with all these cars flying around? I totally underestimated the SRK-Rohit Shetty pair.’
One of his bhakt ‘friends’ visiting the hospital quipped smirkingly, ‘I argued long with him why he should not watch Dilwale and I knew he would do the exact opposite. I had been meaning to do this since he started supporting this rubbish on intolerance. Dilwale has given us the ideal platform to get even with these libtards. Shahrukh has done for us what the Bhushans or Bharti could not.’
Asked which movie he is going to watch next, Gulab responded incoherently ‘Har Har Mahadev.’

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Jai Ho!



An interesting video. Reminds me of the remark that someone had made earlier,

The Congress sure deserves the Oscars...for ensuring that we have so many slums even 60 years after independence. Jai Ho!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Breaking News

































I don't know whether to laugh or to cry but what is shown here are not rare images I somehow managed to get. Sit in front of any News Channel for a few minutes and you are likely to bump into one such story yourself.

A few days back I happened to attend a conference where a colonel from the Indian Army spoke about how China had invaded India 3 times in the last couple of weeks but the media did not find the story worthy enough of becoming national headlines. After all they had to cover Aarushi murder case which had become the pulse of the nation. Everyone really really needed to know who had murdered the poor girl asap.

Or look at the case of Bangladeshi immigrants coming to Assam and driving away the locals there. There are now crores of Bangladeshi immigrants in India who have fake ration cards and voter IDs waiting for them as soon as they cross the border. The damage has been so immense that 11 out of 27 districts in Assam are now Muslim majority. The govt and the media has been sleeping on the issue since it is the ruling party which gains the vote bank. Why does this video not make national news.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Taare Zameen Par

Go Lynch, Speilberg, Tarantino...Aamir Khan is here. For those who have not yet watched this masterpiece, I am talking about Taare Zameen Par - written by Amole Gupte and directed by Aamir. There are movies that make you laugh, that make you cry, that inspire you, that terrify you, after watching them you fall in love or are in complete awe, but rare are the ones that liberate you. And that is what Taare Zameen Par does. I can't think of another piece of art that has given me this feeling of liberation before. Two stills from the movie that sum up this feeling are below, first is the portrait made by Aamir at the Art fest to show Ishaan his true self and second is from the last scene of the movie when Ishaan has broken free from his shackles, all set to fly. (Sorry about the poor quality of screenshots, I couldn't find better stills). Isn't the freedom and joy so evident?
















Every child is special in the title could well be replaced by every soul is special. Or maybe that is what was meant, there is a child inside everyone :). I am saying this because I could totally relate to the story of Ishaan Awasthi, and by no means do I look like a child anymore :). At times I felt that this is indeed my story and of every soul who is on the path of discovering himself in a world that would never settle for below par results. Mediocrity is unacceptable in this mediocre world :). One who is trying to discover himself is better known as a failure - "poor guy looks so confused". One who makes an attempt to live the life that it was born for must definitely have gone cuckoo - "could have made so much more money had he listened to me". Those who shy away from all these scary words -purpose, reason, life- constitute a secure majority that does all the hard work, meets all the deadlines and basically runs the world - or so they claim. The funniest part is whenever someone who dares to live on his own terms succeeds in showing to the world what true human potential can be - be it Gandhi or Einstein or in this movie Ishaan - he is relegated to the class of 'genius', a synonym for crazy, and a convenient way of saying all this is not for me. "I am just a common man, sir."(best read in a Mallu accent). If only we could see the true genius in these souls. The one thing that sets them apart from the "common man" is that they dared to walk the path they were born to and not the one they were taught to.

I am extremely lucky to have found my guru just as Ishaan did, his entered singing bam bam bole while mine sang bam bam bhole :). Nevertheless I feel jealous of the kid who has already crossed the shore while I still stand clueless on the way. And of course you can see the eternal smile on the portrait, something I wish could remain with me forever, something that can't be replaced by any number of smileys on this blog :) .

The depiction of Ishaan's first few meetings with his guru are noteworthy. Remember how he refused to paint anything when that is actually what his soul had been longing for all the while, or the way he was shying away from Aamir whenever he tried to help. This is indeed very interesting. What is it that was stopping the kid from opening up to Aamir from the very first scene? Was it his past experience, or his ego saying "I don't need anyone's help, I will manage on my own" or "Why should I be a burden on someone", or was it a doubt in Aamir's ability to help him. It could be none or all of the above, I don't know. But this is something I have seen before, not once but a dozen times. People shy away from the very person who can be their potential guru, who could simply turn the life around for them, if only they are willing to walk into his arms. I think they need to keep their intellect, memory and ego aside for a while and have faith. Yes it is easier said than done. You don't want anyone else to "teach" you how to live your life, right? My dear, the Guru is not there to tell you what you should do and what you should not. He is the light in which you see yourself. He is there to provide an environment where you can blossom and discover what you truly are made up of/for.

There is a lot more I can write. Each scene in the movie teaches something to one who has the eye. The lazy Ishaan in the morning is telling you to just relax and ponder, the one roaming on roads shows how much there is yet to explore and what great fun it is, and when he is painting he is just an embodiment of the flawless human soul. I can go on and on, but it will be better if you just go and watch the movie. Learn as much as you can, and share whatever you learn.

Go enjoy...aur zameen par mat rah jaana...abhi ye gaane se khatm karta hoon...

Kyun Is Kadar Hairaan Tu
Mausam Ka Hai Mehmaan Tu
Duniya Sajee Tere Liye
Khud Ko Zara Pehchaan Tu

Tu Dhoop Hai Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin Ud Chal Kahin

Dil Khush Jahan Teri To Manzil Hai Wahin

Friday, July 13, 2007

Meet your Meat

Just wanted to share this video with you.



The video "Meet Your Meat", narrated by Alec Baldwin, covers each stage of life of animals raised for food. Seeing the inhuman conditions under which these animals are kept, waiting only for the day when they will be butchered, was a huge shock.
I sincerely hope that watching this makes you rethink if you depend on a non-vegetarian diet. You don't want to be the support mechanism for such organized crime, right?

I have shared this with many friends requesting them to go green and they often have a lot of questions before they take such a "big" step in their lives, after all there will be no chicken curry for dinner anymore...So here is a quick FAQ.

Q. Do you really want us to stop eating meat? I thought the message was more about preventing cruelty to animals - perhaps by killing them more humanely.
A. There is nothing called "humane butchering". Such terms are best suited to goons in Mithun movies.


Q. If you are asking us not to kill animals, is killing ants and insects equally bad thing...they are also living things and part of the environment, right?
A. It is difficult to say whether ants and insects are as important to the environment as pigs and cows. But they are definitely more important than you.

Q. I know cases where bullocks are beaten while they are made to plough fields. Following the same analogy ... All people who eat rice/wheat or any crop product should also rethink about it?
I am not sure if you were trying to be funny here. Since it did not make me laugh, I'll answer your question seriously.
I agree, there is a lot of violence in the world today. It's going to be a huge task to bring it down from 100% to 0% and will take a long time. But we can start sincere efforts to bring it to down as much as we practically can. Its upto you where you want to draw your line...70%...50%...30%...

Q. Lions eat animals, green is only for cows. I am a lion and not a cow.
For you I can arrange a duel with a lion. Let's prove once and for all that you are so brave. You don't have to resort to paying people money to kill chickens for you any more.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

TOI(let Paper)

Had been thinking of creating a blog for some time...got some inspiration from today's edition of TOI, Economic Times to be precise...
To aaj ka edition khareeda tha Shri Karan Johar ne...KANK released this Friday na...
Guys you have to look at the paper. Some of the titles are :
Front page :
1. Karan Takes Shahrukh
2. Bollywood's most wanted
3. Company can wait, its Family First - Karan Johar
4. Pepsi's ready to take on 'pesti' demon.
One full page devoted to :
5. I am not the king, I do not control anything - ShahRukh Khan
6. Karan's Fav 15
7. I'm a Lonely Man - Karan Johar
8. All in the Family - Karan
Some other titles :
9. Kabhi Pushy Kabhi chum
10. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
11. The show must go on

Mind you, the newspaper itself is titled "The Economic Times" for some reason beyond my comprehension. Not to mention that they charged 8 Rupees for the special Sunday Edition.
Itne ka to mera raddi wala 2 kilo kabadi leta hai...