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Sunday, March 06, 2016

Dog killed a by a man in a deser

 

Dog killed a by a man in a desert

 

man killed a dog in a desert and recording this video

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Saturday, March 05, 2016

Download Speed Dreams A Fork of The Famous open Racing Car Simulator

 

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Speed Dreams is a fork of the famous open racing car simulator Torcs, aiming to implement exciting new features, cars, tracks and AI opponents to make a more enjoyable game for the player, as well as constantly improving visual and physics realism.

In other words, Speed Dreams is the place:

where developers can try their ideas and have every chance to get them released to the end-users (democracy is the main principle ruling the dev team),
where end-users can enjoy the completion of these ideas and give their opinion about it, and/or make new suggestions.

So, if you find your or some people's Torcs patch proposals don't integrate the official release as quickly as you would have loved, you have reached the right place !

 

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Speed Dreams is a 3d cross-platform, open source motorsport simulation and racing game. It is released under the GNU General Public License (GPL). For the moment, the supported platforms are Linux (x86, x86_64) and 32 bit Windows. The Mac OS X port is 95% finished, more volunteers are welcome...

Speed Dreams is a fork of the open racing car simulator Torcs, aiming to implement exciting new features, cars, tracks and AI opponents to make a more enjoyable game for the player, as well as constantly improving visual and physics realism.

The current official release features :

visually reworked menus by Brian Gavin, Eckhard M. Jäger, Andrew Sumner and Jean-Philippe Meuret,
3 amazing fine tuned and balanced new car sets by Andrew Sumner and Haruna Say: Super Cars, 36 GP and LS-GT1,
an updated TRB1 car set (well balanced, more realistic behaviour),
3 exciting new tracks and many visually improved ones,
smashing liveries for all these cars, by Eckhard M. Jaeger and Haruna Say,
2 new TRB first-class robot for the Supercars, 36 GP and TRB1 car sets :

USR by Andrew Sumner and Simplix by Wolf-Dieter Beelitz (at last real AI opponents !),
animated driver by Andrew Sumner on 36GP cars, 3D wheels for all cars by Eric Espie,
2 new leader-board modes by Gabor Kmetyko, smoke on spinning tires by Andrew Sumner,
brand new gauges by Eckhard M. Jaeger, and many many other small visual improvements,
experimental Simu V3 physics engine by Christos Dimitrakakis,
many menu improvements (support for grid shifting, optimized track select load time,

category filter when selecting driver, more infos in results and standings boards),

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Wednesday, March 02, 2016

Download Vegatrek Full Version .. 500 systems to explore

 

Download Vegatrek Full Version .. 500 systems to explore
 


the Vegatrek Public access terminal. You can use it to find out about Vegatrek's mission, where to get it, and also contact the crew. Ever wanted to freely explore the Trek universe ? Visit Vulcan ? Fight the romulans in the neutral zone or assist the maquis against the cardassians ? Then this is the right place for you ! So, what are you waiting for? There are worlds to explore, new galaxies to be discovered! Here's some of the the features of Vegatrek:

500 systems to explore
over 20 different ships to fly
8 empires to side with or against
the reknowned VegaStrikeâ„¢ engine under the hood
the ability to trade and/or fight with other nations
5 different skill level modes ranging from 'easy' to 'impossible

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Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Free TripleA Maps .. 77 Maps For offline installation

 

Free TripleA Maps .. 77 Maps For offline installation


 

TripleA is a free turn based strategy game and board game engine. Has single player vs ai/hot-seat, multiplayer through Play By Email, network play, and a hosted Online lobby. Comes with 4 games, and over 100 more games and maps that can be downloaded. Needs only Java to run, so can run on Windows, Mac, Linux. Supports features like save games, encrypted dice gen, low luck, and many more options.
TripleA comes with, by default, just 4 maps (Big World, Great War, Capture the Flag, and Minimap), so you must install more. Here is how:

All you have to do is start up TripleA 1.2.X.X (Yes that means run the .exe or .sh) and click on the “Show Maps” button.
Then click “list games”.

A

Select map you want to install then Click install Game Button
there is a 77 Maps available in this Version
just Download it and start Playing

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Sunday, February 14, 2016

When Cupid Struck the PMO!


An optimistic photo story this Valentine's Day!
The Unreal Times carried a variant of this story today since they thought my story was "too unreal" even for them! 

















(Thank you Unreal Mama for the inputs and getting some great photoshop work done!
Thank you Narayan for the image morphing!)

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Congress demands Padma Vibhushan for Kumbhakarna, to stall parliament over the issue




Taking cue from the recent lawsuit filed against Lord Rama for mistreating his wife Sita and  JNU students' celebration of the 'Mahishasur Martyrdom Day', the Congress  has now demanded that a posthumous Padma Vibhushan be conferred upon prince Kumbhakarna for the pivotal role played by him in the epic Ramayana. The opposition party has threatened that this will be a key issue in the budget session of the parliament, which will not be allowed to function until their demand is met.

Congress spokesperson Manish Tewari made the news official, ‘Every character in the epic Ramayana has been given his due, but the mighty Kumbhakarna. This when he was one person in the entire Ramayana who had his life sorted out. When everyone else was figuring out life and creating commotion, this Brahmgyaani was already resting in a higher state of consciousness. I ask why do the communal forces not recognize his contribution. They need to address this issue holistically or face consequences in the parliament.’

‘Look at the list of Padma awardees this year. Not a single award has been returned. Even those who refused awards last year are now accepting it. Isn't this enough evidence that the awards are rigged?", asked an enraged Renuka Chowdary. "If an award was given to Kumbhakarna we could at least have made a case for him to refuse it,’ our reporter heard her murmur.

"Modi government's handling of these awards has immensely hurt Sonia Ji. I was told she had tears in her eyes as she proposed a Padma Vihbushan for prince Kumbhakarna", added an emotional Salman Khurshid.


Earlier today at Congress Headquarters

Our undercover correspondent brings to you the behind-the-scenes story from 24, Akbar Road.

At 10 am this morning the who’s who of the Congress think tank were spotted at the party headquarters to brainstorm over this latest strategy to corner the Modi government. Not willing to take any chances this time, relevant episodes from Ramanand Sagar’s TV series were screened for everyone present.

As the audience walked out after the screening it was apparent that they had undergone an intense experience. Having the least idea of what they were about to witness, they were left spellbound.

Salman Khurshid broke the silence, “This was an eye opener. I never realized that the founding principles of our party come from the Ramayana.”

“Totally. The majesty of Kumbhakarna’s sleep reminded me of the Nehruvian era”, added a dumbstruck Manish Tewari.

“And the way he devoured anything and everything, I have seen this happen before my eyes,” Kapil Sibal turned nostalgic.

Digvijay Singh winked as he interrupted, “Sir, credit to aap ko bhi jata hai.”

Khurshid joined the laughter, “Ha ha. So what next?”

“Kumbhakarna ne khane ke baad kya kiya tha,” Sibal had his plans in place.

Digvijay knew exactly what was going in Sibal’s mind, “Disrupt? You are so naughty, Kapil.”

Sanjay Jha who had been a mute spectator so far turned emotional, “Only Rahul Baba could have done this. He has discovered our roots for us.”

Tewari suddenly turned thoughtful, “Wait a second, but disruption was followed by Kumbhakarna’s annihilation.”

Sibal was quick with his retort, “Tewari ji, ab aap Amit Shah ko bandar bol rahe hain.”

A huge laughter ensued.


Last Evening at 10 Janpath

But how did this stellar of an idea to confer a Padma Vibhushan to the monstrous prince originate? Here is the insider story.

The Gandhis have been showing keen interest in Indian epics off late since they believe that a thorough understanding of these stories will be pivotal in tackling the rise of Hindutva extremism in the country. All the Doraemon comics in Rahul’s library have already been replaced by Amar Chitra Katha collections. Yesterday around 7pm, he came out of the library in a pensive mood and went straight to Sonia who, not to be left behind, was herself watching the blockbuster Karan Arjun.

‘Mumma, this unstatesmanlike approach taken by Modi towards our neighbors disturb Rahul Gandhi’, he said. ‘To solve a problem, we have to get to the root of the problem. The communal forces had deceived the Sri Lankan prince Kumbhakarna by coaxing his brother in the midst of a war. If we make amends for that, it will be a game changer in India-Sri Lanka relations.’

Sonia’s eyes went moist, partly because of the words of wisdom she just heard from her son and rest because of the stellar performance from Rakhee(not the Sawant) that she witnessed a while back. ‘Mere Kumahkaran ko uska veebshan milega’, is all she could put to words. Immediately a message was flashed to the Congress headquarters.


(This is the first satire in the series “Rahul’s encounters with the Amar Chitra Katha” that I am starting today.)

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Mamata Banerjee to kick off Incredible Bengal campaign, ropes in Aamir Khan as Brand Ambassador


In a move that is likely to upset those hailing the ouster of Aamir Khan as Brand Ambassador of Incredible!ndia campaign, Mamata Banerjee has announced her own Incredible Bengal Campaign and roped in Aamir as its face.

Noted writer and Sahitya Akademi award returnee, Nayantara Sahgal welcomed the decision. ‘West Bengal has been at the forefront of preserving the secular fabric of India, openheartedly welcoming our peaceful neighbors all this while. The recent gathering of minority community in Malda only reinforces our faith in the tolerance exhibited by the government of West Bengal. And who better than Aamir to represent this face of Bengal.’

Journalist Barkha Dutt concurred with Sahgal. “Incredible Bengal campaign was long overdue. In fact I never understood why they called it Incredible India to begin with. It should have been Intolerant India, Incredible Bengal in the first place”, she added.

Acclaiming her brave move to take the central government’s Incredible!ndia campaign head on, the Delhi CM congratulated his West Bengal counterpart in a series of tweets. ‘Mamata di, you are so brave and a hero.’, ‘Our brothers can express themselves freely in Bengal. Ab desh ko bhi badalna hoga. #FeelingHopeful’, ‘West Bengal is truly incredible under the leadership of Didi. #IncredibleBengal’.

West Bengal minister of tourism Bratya Bose was understandably excited about the personal attention this new campaign was getting from Didi, ‘Incredible Bengal is not just about Bengal, this will improve India’s image in the international arena. We plan to run advertisements in all leading Bangladeshi  TV channels highlighting the freedom of expression enjoyed by minorities in Bengal.  This will sure boost tourism from our neighboring country which had suffered a major decline since the arrival of an intolerant government at the center. As a bonus it will bolster the Indian economy by bringing in excess cash which the Modi government is too inefficient to print.'

Actor Aamir Khan confirmed the news , ‘Ms. Banerjee called me today morning and even offered that my family come and stay in Bengal. Kiran was overwhelmed by her kind gesture. For the first time in eight months she said she felt safe in this atmosphere, for herself and for our child.’

Shahrukh Khan who was himself a close contender for the job tweeted. “Happy for @aamir_khan. Come cheer for KKR when you are here. #IncredibleBengal #EvenMoreIncredibleKKR #KorboLorboJeetboRe”.  The tweet met with a cryptic reply “:o”.

Reacting to what inspired this all, the TMC spokesperson argued, ‘What Tiwari did was utterly stupid and repercussions are justified. I am not saying one should not ridicule. Look how deftly Aamir did it in a secular fashion, getting rave reviews in the process. It’s a delicate art to choose the subject of your ridicule. And Aamir proved with his last bollywood outing why he is one of the finest artists in India.’


Another ace filmmaker who also happens to be a messenger of God refused to comment on Tiwari’s arrest for blasphemy when approached by our correspondent Bittoo Sharma. ‘He raised his hand and I thought he will bless me but then he said - Sharma ji, you can talk to my hand’, Bittoo reported.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Liberal Indian goes to watch Dilwale to set example in tolerance, faints before the interval

Gulabjee Thakur, a self proclaimed liberal and an enthusiastic collector of mufflers, yesterday went to watch the evening show of Dilwale at Orion Mall in Bangalore but landed in the hospital in the same complex after complaining of extreme dizziness before collapsing an hour into the movie.
Turning nostalgic Gulab told our correspondent, ‘The last SRK movie I watched was on a school trip to Rajmandir in Jaipur. It was the same Karan Johar movie in which, refreshingly, the girl got friendzoned – absolutely loved that, not the movie. It left such a lasting impression on me, I mean I promised myself this was the last SRK movie I watched.’
Asked what made him change his mind, he turned hysterical, ‘When I listened to SRK talk of growing intolerance it struck an emotional chord. It was like he was talking to me and I felt guilty of turning intolerant to his movies over the years. And the propaganda by the Bhakts to boycott his movies only added fuel to fire. I chose the Gandhian way of protesting against this growing intolerance by setting an example in tolerance.’
Recalling how he trained himself for the big day, Gulab added – ‘I knew it was no mean task to watch an entire SRK movie at one stretch. So I started with 5 minute modules and gradually built up to 2 hours. In the end I thought I was well prepared. Even my boss was impressed when I spread my arms on being asked why I was leaving early today.’

Then what went wrong? ‘I was expecting the same plot as the last SRK movie I watched. But who is this Rohit Shetty guy? And what with all these cars flying around? I totally underestimated the SRK-Rohit Shetty pair.’
One of his bhakt ‘friends’ visiting the hospital quipped smirkingly, ‘I argued long with him why he should not watch Dilwale and I knew he would do the exact opposite. I had been meaning to do this since he started supporting this rubbish on intolerance. Dilwale has given us the ideal platform to get even with these libtards. Shahrukh has done for us what the Bhushans or Bharti could not.’
Asked which movie he is going to watch next, Gulab responded incoherently ‘Har Har Mahadev.’

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Jai Ho!



An interesting video. Reminds me of the remark that someone had made earlier,

The Congress sure deserves the Oscars...for ensuring that we have so many slums even 60 years after independence. Jai Ho!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Breaking News

































I don't know whether to laugh or to cry but what is shown here are not rare images I somehow managed to get. Sit in front of any News Channel for a few minutes and you are likely to bump into one such story yourself.

A few days back I happened to attend a conference where a colonel from the Indian Army spoke about how China had invaded India 3 times in the last couple of weeks but the media did not find the story worthy enough of becoming national headlines. After all they had to cover Aarushi murder case which had become the pulse of the nation. Everyone really really needed to know who had murdered the poor girl asap.

Or look at the case of Bangladeshi immigrants coming to Assam and driving away the locals there. There are now crores of Bangladeshi immigrants in India who have fake ration cards and voter IDs waiting for them as soon as they cross the border. The damage has been so immense that 11 out of 27 districts in Assam are now Muslim majority. The govt and the media has been sleeping on the issue since it is the ruling party which gains the vote bank. Why does this video not make national news.

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Taare Zameen Par

Go Lynch, Speilberg, Tarantino...Aamir Khan is here. For those who have not yet watched this masterpiece, I am talking about Taare Zameen Par - written by Amole Gupte and directed by Aamir. There are movies that make you laugh, that make you cry, that inspire you, that terrify you, after watching them you fall in love or are in complete awe, but rare are the ones that liberate you. And that is what Taare Zameen Par does. I can't think of another piece of art that has given me this feeling of liberation before. Two stills from the movie that sum up this feeling are below, first is the portrait made by Aamir at the Art fest to show Ishaan his true self and second is from the last scene of the movie when Ishaan has broken free from his shackles, all set to fly. (Sorry about the poor quality of screenshots, I couldn't find better stills). Isn't the freedom and joy so evident?
















Every child is special in the title could well be replaced by every soul is special. Or maybe that is what was meant, there is a child inside everyone :). I am saying this because I could totally relate to the story of Ishaan Awasthi, and by no means do I look like a child anymore :). At times I felt that this is indeed my story and of every soul who is on the path of discovering himself in a world that would never settle for below par results. Mediocrity is unacceptable in this mediocre world :). One who is trying to discover himself is better known as a failure - "poor guy looks so confused". One who makes an attempt to live the life that it was born for must definitely have gone cuckoo - "could have made so much more money had he listened to me". Those who shy away from all these scary words -purpose, reason, life- constitute a secure majority that does all the hard work, meets all the deadlines and basically runs the world - or so they claim. The funniest part is whenever someone who dares to live on his own terms succeeds in showing to the world what true human potential can be - be it Gandhi or Einstein or in this movie Ishaan - he is relegated to the class of 'genius', a synonym for crazy, and a convenient way of saying all this is not for me. "I am just a common man, sir."(best read in a Mallu accent). If only we could see the true genius in these souls. The one thing that sets them apart from the "common man" is that they dared to walk the path they were born to and not the one they were taught to.

I am extremely lucky to have found my guru just as Ishaan did, his entered singing bam bam bole while mine sang bam bam bhole :). Nevertheless I feel jealous of the kid who has already crossed the shore while I still stand clueless on the way. And of course you can see the eternal smile on the portrait, something I wish could remain with me forever, something that can't be replaced by any number of smileys on this blog :) .

The depiction of Ishaan's first few meetings with his guru are noteworthy. Remember how he refused to paint anything when that is actually what his soul had been longing for all the while, or the way he was shying away from Aamir whenever he tried to help. This is indeed very interesting. What is it that was stopping the kid from opening up to Aamir from the very first scene? Was it his past experience, or his ego saying "I don't need anyone's help, I will manage on my own" or "Why should I be a burden on someone", or was it a doubt in Aamir's ability to help him. It could be none or all of the above, I don't know. But this is something I have seen before, not once but a dozen times. People shy away from the very person who can be their potential guru, who could simply turn the life around for them, if only they are willing to walk into his arms. I think they need to keep their intellect, memory and ego aside for a while and have faith. Yes it is easier said than done. You don't want anyone else to "teach" you how to live your life, right? My dear, the Guru is not there to tell you what you should do and what you should not. He is the light in which you see yourself. He is there to provide an environment where you can blossom and discover what you truly are made up of/for.

There is a lot more I can write. Each scene in the movie teaches something to one who has the eye. The lazy Ishaan in the morning is telling you to just relax and ponder, the one roaming on roads shows how much there is yet to explore and what great fun it is, and when he is painting he is just an embodiment of the flawless human soul. I can go on and on, but it will be better if you just go and watch the movie. Learn as much as you can, and share whatever you learn.

Go enjoy...aur zameen par mat rah jaana...abhi ye gaane se khatm karta hoon...

Kyun Is Kadar Hairaan Tu
Mausam Ka Hai Mehmaan Tu
Duniya Sajee Tere Liye
Khud Ko Zara Pehchaan Tu

Tu Dhoop Hai Jham Se Bikhar
Tu Hai Nadee O Bekhabar
Beh Chal Kahin Ud Chal Kahin

Dil Khush Jahan Teri To Manzil Hai Wahin

Friday, July 13, 2007

Meet your Meat

Just wanted to share this video with you.



The video "Meet Your Meat", narrated by Alec Baldwin, covers each stage of life of animals raised for food. Seeing the inhuman conditions under which these animals are kept, waiting only for the day when they will be butchered, was a huge shock.
I sincerely hope that watching this makes you rethink if you depend on a non-vegetarian diet. You don't want to be the support mechanism for such organized crime, right?

I have shared this with many friends requesting them to go green and they often have a lot of questions before they take such a "big" step in their lives, after all there will be no chicken curry for dinner anymore...So here is a quick FAQ.

Q. Do you really want us to stop eating meat? I thought the message was more about preventing cruelty to animals - perhaps by killing them more humanely.
A. There is nothing called "humane butchering". Such terms are best suited to goons in Mithun movies.


Q. If you are asking us not to kill animals, is killing ants and insects equally bad thing...they are also living things and part of the environment, right?
A. It is difficult to say whether ants and insects are as important to the environment as pigs and cows. But they are definitely more important than you.

Q. I know cases where bullocks are beaten while they are made to plough fields. Following the same analogy ... All people who eat rice/wheat or any crop product should also rethink about it?
I am not sure if you were trying to be funny here. Since it did not make me laugh, I'll answer your question seriously.
I agree, there is a lot of violence in the world today. It's going to be a huge task to bring it down from 100% to 0% and will take a long time. But we can start sincere efforts to bring it to down as much as we practically can. Its upto you where you want to draw your line...70%...50%...30%...

Q. Lions eat animals, green is only for cows. I am a lion and not a cow.
For you I can arrange a duel with a lion. Let's prove once and for all that you are so brave. You don't have to resort to paying people money to kill chickens for you any more.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

TOI(let Paper)

Had been thinking of creating a blog for some time...got some inspiration from today's edition of TOI, Economic Times to be precise...
To aaj ka edition khareeda tha Shri Karan Johar ne...KANK released this Friday na...
Guys you have to look at the paper. Some of the titles are :
Front page :
1. Karan Takes Shahrukh
2. Bollywood's most wanted
3. Company can wait, its Family First - Karan Johar
4. Pepsi's ready to take on 'pesti' demon.
One full page devoted to :
5. I am not the king, I do not control anything - ShahRukh Khan
6. Karan's Fav 15
7. I'm a Lonely Man - Karan Johar
8. All in the Family - Karan
Some other titles :
9. Kabhi Pushy Kabhi chum
10. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
11. The show must go on

Mind you, the newspaper itself is titled "The Economic Times" for some reason beyond my comprehension. Not to mention that they charged 8 Rupees for the special Sunday Edition.
Itne ka to mera raddi wala 2 kilo kabadi leta hai...